8 oz. Cream Cheese, softened

1 Teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce

2 Tablespoons Tomato Paste

1 Tablespoon Ketchup

1 Tablespoon Prepared Horseradish, or more to taste

1 Teaspoon Lemon Juice

Dash Kosher Salt

Dash Celery Salt

1 Teaspoon Luke’s 18B Tailgate Hot Sauce

Dippers: Pretzels, Celery & Carrot Sticks, Crackers, A Finger (preferably your own, but we won’t judge).

Mix all dip ingredients up in a bowl – a food processor or stand mixer works best, but you can easily make do with what you’ve got. Madame Fluffy once blended this dip to a perfect consistency with nothing more than a glare, but a wooden spoon is handy if you don’t have The World’s Surliest Bitch available. Give it a taste for seasonings and do what you can to let it sit for at least 30 minutes to let the flavors bloom. If you fail and dive right it, no one would blame you.

Enjoy with Dippers and a crisp, energizing Bluke’s Bloody Mary.